Asking A WOMAN to BED!!

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between girls/woman aged:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and

tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and

take her to bed.






At 28 -- You don't need to tell

her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells you a  

 story

and takes you to bed.









At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.






At 58 - - You stay in bed to avoid her story.







At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!










At 78 --

What story???

What bed???

Who the hell are you???